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✓ Behind every great man, there is a surprised woman.
✓ Love thy neighbor. But don’t get caught.
✓ Etc= End of thinking Capacity.
✓ I wish I had google in my mind and antivirus in my heart.
✓ Love marriage is like dancing in front of snake and asking him to bite.
✓ I will marry the girl who look as pretty as in her Aadhaar card (or in matrimonial sites)!!!!
✓ “Please don’t get confused between my personality & my attitude My personality is who I am & my attitude depends on who you are!”
✓ The secret of a happy marriage remains a secret.
✓ Knowledge is like under garment. It is useful to have it, but not necessary to show it off.
✓ 2 sardar were fixing a bomb in a car.
Sardar 1 : What would you do if the bomb explodes while fixing.
sardar 2 : Don’t worry, I have a one more.
✓ Wife: What is 10 years with me?
Husband: A second.
Wife: What is $1000 for me?
Husband: A coin.
Wife: Ok give me a coin.
Husband: Wait a second
✓ Girl sitting on a park bench.
Funny Begger: Hi Darling.
She angrily: How dare u call me as darling.?
Begger: Then what r u doing on my bed?
✓ Bekaar hai vo log jo,
ladkiyon ko miss karte hain,
Miss karna hain to
“machcharo” ko karo,
jo apni jaan pe khel kar bhi,
apko kiss karte hai.
✓ Sardar: Station jaane k kitne logay?
Sardar: 20 lelo
Riksha: 20 main kon le k jaayeega?
Sardar: tum piche bheto hum leke jaayega
✓ Sardar Dukhi Tha
Kisi Ne Pucha: Kyu Tension Me Ho?
Sardar: Yaar Ek Dost Ko plastic Surgery K Liye 2 Lakh Diye,
Ab Saale Ko Pehchan Nahi pa raha hu